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cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

(Source: 69shadesofgray, via kanyewestward)

bloodjunkie-angelgroupie:

The best reaction to when someone is crying.

(via aleksandrawr)

demibloods:

why aren’t we talking about this more.

(via crudethingsforprudebeings)

Knowing the right people fucking kills, man

(Source: maldigente, via canoedling)

"You attract the right things when you have a sense of who you are."
Amy Poehler (via lunaoki)

(Source: splitterherzen, via aleksandrawr)

(Source: toastoat, via death-by-lulz)

flyartproductions:

Play secretary, I’m the Boucher tonight

Diane sortant du bain, Francois Boucher (1742) / Stronger, Kanye West

(via flyartproductions)

anus:

woah there let’s take it easy

Woah there eh what the hell let it out

(via death-by-lulz)